FREE SHIPPING over €50. Standard shipping: €4.99 (all countries).

FAQ

What PAYMENT Methods Are Available?

For obvious reasons. We'd like to offer you as many payment options as possible. We've got: Creditcards: Mastercard/Maestro -Visa & Visa Pay - American Express (AMEX) - CartaSi - Cartes Bancaires. Online: PayPal - SOFORT Banking - Bancontact / Mister Cash - Homemade Applepie - Non-sexual favors - Belfius Direct Net - iDeal - Bitcoins

How do I place an Order?

Ordering is fairly easy, you click the shop button to see all products. Click the Pockie in which you will look hot as hell, pick a size and add it to your shopping cart. Now you can continue shopping or when you are finished, you click on the shopping cart in the upper right corner. You will see an overview of your order and the rest is easy.

DO I NEED AN ACCOUNT TO ORDER?

Nope.. we only need your address for delivery. But, if you’d like to make use of our Pocket Points reward program you login automatically with your account. We’ll even throw in your first 100 points.

How can i cancel my order?

As soon as you’ve ordered you will get an email confirming your order. In that same email there is a link which you can follow to cancel the order. It’s that simple.

WHAT DOES SHIPPING COST?

We try to use the fastest, cleanest and sexiest couriers out there. Unfortunate for us all, they won’t bring your Pockies for free. We try to keep shipping fees as low as possible and here is how it works.


THE NETHERLANDS

On orders over €30,-, you don’t have to worry because we will pay for shipping. But if you are not ready to order that many Pockies, we will ask you to pay €2,99 to help us cover some of the shipping fees. If you order before 11:30 PM ( 23:30 ), your Pockies will arrive on the next day. There are no deliveries on sunday's btw


BELGIUM

For our Belgian friends, the same shipment costs apply (free shipping on all orders over €30,- and otherwise €2,99). If you order before 9:30 PM ( 21:30 ), your Pockies will arrive on the next day. There are no deliveries on sunday's.


GERMANY

We see you Germany! That's why we apply free shipping on all orders over €30,-. We don't discriminate so standard shipping will cost you €2,99. Delivery will take 2 days (no deliveries on sunday's).  


THE REST OF EUROPE

Of course we also deliver to the Rest of the World! London, Maldives or Rio de Janeiro? We’ve got you covered. Because our couriers have to go the distance, the price is higher. For €9.99 we put the Pockies on your doormat.

NEW: Free worldwide shipping on orders over €100,-!


TRACK & TRACE

When ordered, you will get an email with a Track & Trace number. Sometimes the number will get redirected to your spambox so check it out if you’re missing out.

Is Buying On-Line Safe?

Never trust an Ethiopean prince who needs to borrow your bank account to be able to store the excessieve amounts of money that he inherited from his grandfather in return for a 10.000 dollar borrowing fee. Please do trust us.

Can I return my items?

If you, for whatever reason, are not extremely satisfied with your brand new Pockies, you can return them within 14 days after delivery.


For obvious hygienic reasons, you can return our underwear if the outside packaging is still sealed. If not sealed? Just contact us and we will figure something out.


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